Santa puts Boba on One of his Lists
Mr. Claus and Mrs. Claus Brickheadz were having a bit of a problem sharing one cup of hot cocoa. But, that is all that their Brickheadz Set came with. Mrs.C. gingerly placed the pleasing red cup on it’s adorable, albeit delicate, Room-For-One- Cup -of -Cocoa Table. Then she immediately left, saying that she would be right back.
Santa Brickheadz became impatient waiting for her to reappear from wherever she went. So he sipped a little hot cocoa off the top, and , BAM, was it hot! Dang that new Keurig, he thought as he nursed his burned tongue. When he went to sit back down, his dog( which is played in this story by the Halloween Witch Brickheadz ) had taken his seat. He took the bone out of her cauldron and threw it across the room, aggravating his rotator cuff in the process. But the trick worked like a charm( so to speak), and Little Witchy whisked off to apprehend her bone.
Unfortunately, her path brought her into direct contact with Santa’s Head Elf, played one this story by Brickheadz Boba Fett, who was bringing in the new prototype Blaster for executive approval.
Boba shot first: the new prototype Blaster, that is. It was meant to be a warning shot over the bow, discouraging Witchy from jumping all over him. Instead, the Blaster shot whizzed over Witchy’s upturned, pointy nose, but continued on to strike Mrs. Claus Brickheadz’ candy cane display, which had only just arrived yesterday from QVC (and, that was after considerable delay ).
The result was complete disintegration, which was in some ways a great success, because that meant the blaster was working beyond the Hopes and Dreams Level. It was, after all, still in it’s prototype stage.
Meanwhile, Witchy pinned Brickheadz Boba on the ground, and began to lick and pull at his antenna.
“Fett! Hand me that Blaster before you destroy something important!” demanded Mr. C. But, what with his burned tongue, Boba thought he heard, “Heave that Blaster”, and, fearful of getting on Santa Brickheadz’ Naughty List, he immediately complied without another thought. He pushed Witchy aside, got up on where his knees would be if a Brickheadz had knees, and lobbed the device in Santa’s general direction.
That moment, those few seconds, were fraught with anticipated peril. Where would it land? Would it discharge another disintegration blast? Would it knock over the scalding cup of hot cocoa?
It turned out that, that moment happened to be the exact moment when Mrs. Brickheadz Claus re-entered from wherever she was, through the other door near Santa.
Summing up the situation in a flash, Mrs. C sprang into action. She grabbed Santa’s bag, opened it, and caught the blaster in the sack, right before it would have upended Witch’s cauldron food dish.
And it was a good thing that she did. The blaster did discharge, disintegrating the bag in the process. Furthermore, the blast ricocheted and disintegrated the blaster, as well.
“My Bag!” Said Santa Brickheadz.
“My prototype Blaster! “ said Brickheadz Fett.
“ My dog dish!” barked Witchy.
“ My QVC candy cane Christmas decoration which I was going to return today when the mailman got here!” observed Mrs. Brickheadz Claus, observing the small pile of plastic granules where it had been.
“ I think we’ve all learned something from this, “ announced Santa Brickheadz in his annoying Wisdom Voice:
“Helen, No More QVC! Bob, No More Disintegration Rays! And, Witchy, you get fed everyday, so, stop worrying about getting your dinner!“
Santa Brickheadz Claus then produced a LEGO wishlist from his coat pocket. “Now, Bob, here is my wishlist. “
He quickly wrote:’ 3 Mr. & Mrs. Claus Brickheadz ‘ on it, and handed it to Head Elf Brickheadz Fett.
“ Now, be a good lad and get these from the storeroom, so we can get Helen her QVC she wants to return; and then we can get on with our morning. Thank you.”
Denouement: once Brickheadz Boba got back, everyone including Witchy now had their own hot cocoa to enjoy. And, Mrs. Claus Brickheadz got to return one candy cane set, display one, and put one in the closet with all of her other QVC finds.